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Men Vs Women

MEN VS. WOMEN
A compiled edition from various sources
Women have many faults
Men only have 2
Everything they say
And everything they do

RELATIONSHIPS
First, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were boinking on a semi-regular basis."

When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots." Then she will get on with her life.

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