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from the peanut gallery...

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How the military see it

They're not our enemy; they're our socio-political compliment.

We don't damage their aircraft; we make unauthorized in-flight modifications.

We don't spy; we deal in unreleased information.

They're not casualties; they're inoperative battle units.

We don't have scouts; we have unauthorized observers.

We don't miss; we fail to effectively engage the target.

We don't waste missiles; we run a non-cost-effective equipment exchange.

We don't attack; we aggressively move into pre-occupied territory.

We don't retreat; we reconsolidate at a previously held position.

We don't waste money, we fail to effectively utilize funding.

We're not at war; we're sanctioning with extreme prejudice

We were not ambushed, we engaged the enemy on all sides.